Business Insider's reporter took a cruise on Royal Caribbean's Wonder of the Seas.
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I took my first cruise ever in 2022 — a seven-day voyage on a mega cruise ship in the Caribbean.I found the reality of cruising didn't match my expectations from social media and promotional ads.I spent much of my time battling crowds, waiting in lines, and sitting on hot tour buses.
In April 2022, I sunbathed in a loud, crowded pool area when I was lucky enough to find a chair. I spent more time waiting in lines than I had anticipated, and I saw much of the Caribbean from behind other people's heads.
I was on my first-ever cruise aboard Royal Caribbean's Wonder of the Seas. The seven-day Caribbean voyage on a mega-ship took me round-trip from Fort Lauderdale, Florida, to port stops in Honduras, Mexico, and the Bahamas. I was hoping for a week of breathtaking views between relaxing afternoons by the pool and exciting port excursions.
But my experience didn't quite meet my expectations.
The disappointment started before I was even on the cruise.
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My trip began with a flight to Fort Lauderdale, Florida, the night before my cruise, and a stay at a budget hotel near my departure port.
When I arrived at my port city's airport, I waited 45 minutes for a hotel shuttle to pick me up.
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This was the first of many crowded bus rides during my trip. Looking back, I wish I had called a cab — especially since the next morning, I piled into a hot bus with several other cruise guests as I headed to the port.
There was a long line to get inside the cruise terminal, and I should have known by this point that I'd stand in many more lines during my cruise.
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Inside the cruise terminal, there was another long line to get through security. While I waited, I chuckled to myself as I read signs that said, "Adventure begins here."
Once aboard the ship, I was excited to view the ocean as we sailed away, but I was blocked by tall, thick glass and couldn't find a place to stand.
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My obstructed view of the ship leaving Fort Lauderdale was as frustrating as standing behind tall patrons at a concert.
The ship was so large that I got lost several times during my stay.
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But I found the maps on each floor to be helpful.
As I explored the ship, I was surprised that even one as large as the Wonder of the Seas could feel overcrowded.
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While people seemed to enjoy themselves, many communal decks looked and felt like crowded malls.
The outdoor decks had three large pools and several plunge and whirlpools. These spaces were crowded throughout the day. And even though there were rules against saving chairs with towels, I saw plenty of people doing it, so finding a spot to relax was stressful.
A Royal Caribbean representative told Business Insider that crew members might remove items from lounge chairs after 30 minutes. Still, they must also consider families and groups who may be in the pool or going to the restroom when enforcing rules like these, using their best judgment.
There were crowds and lines virtually everywhere I went.
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From the cruise ship buffet to activities like water slides and mini-golf, I felt like I spent more time waiting in line than enjoying the ship. For example, I waited in line for three hours to play a round of laser tag that was less than 20 minutes long.
At port stops, I waited in lines to go through security every time I left and returned to the ship. This wait time was less annoying than the other lines because it made me feel safer.
The lines continued at each port, crowded with others excited to begin their tours.
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I often had to battle through crowds just to find signs for my excursions.
It was exciting to explore new places at each stop, though some of this exploration was from the window of another hot bus.
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The Royal Caribbean rep told BI that the cruise line worked with local tour operators for its excursions, so air conditioning standards varied.
And when I was finally doing the cool thing I booked, like walking across a suspension bridge amid the treetops, my view was blocked once more by everyone else who booked the tour, too.
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I hoped to capture an empty image of this majestic jungle bridge, but it wasn't possible without losing my tour crew.
According to a crew member I overheard, roughly 5,000 other people were aboard the ship, so I understand why the cruise felt so crowded.
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The most enjoyable parts of my cruise were early morning walks on the top deck before other cruisers swarmed in. I think that if I were to book a less crowded cruise next time, I might like it more.
